Pity drink

After a guy buys a hot girl a drink, he then buys her ugly friend a drink too out of pity.
"Hey bro, what are you doing? You already bought that hot chick over there a drink!"

"I know man, but I feel bad for her friend so I got her a pity drink, you know, out of pity."
by breathing apparatus July 20, 2013
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Pity Shilling

To deflect, knowingly and unknowingly, from the problems one might have with a commercial product/a corporation's unethical behavior by turning it into an overly emotional issue centered around how a high-level executive directly responsible for said problems must have felt.

Originally used on Blizzard Entertainment's Overwatch 2 forums to describe the perspective that the game's director, who misled an entire community by lying about a game feature that was heavily advertised when they knew prior to the game's release it was cancelled, must have felt too ashamed to act otherwise.
A: I feel so bad for the game director, they must have felt too bad to tell us the truth...
B: That's pity shilling- feeling too bad to do the right thing means nothing when not doing it means you are misleading people.
by monogrolo May 20, 2023
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pity factor

when a male becomes diseased or bodily injured and attempts to use these disabilities to get personnal gain and/or pleasure from the opposit sex.
dude tim totally got the pity factor at last nights party with that broken neck!
by michael and nate October 21, 2007
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Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.
Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.
by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 27, 2018
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Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.
Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019
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pity blunt

When a person passes you a blunt out of pity
Man she kept being dramatic so I passed her the pity blunt.
by Pacman723 December 15, 2018
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Pity pall

A pity pall is a friend you have where your friendship is solely based on the fact that you both have depression.

Yes, I made this up myself
I really like to hang out with Bob, but I feel like he's just a pity pall.
by Super Nigger Faggot October 04, 2018
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