Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.
Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.
Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.
Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!
by Ticklepickle32 May 01, 2020
After I took off her eye patch and saw that she didnt have an eye, I friskey pirated her all night long.
by beefywalrus December 12, 2010
(Verb, Noun, Adj.)
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.
Jack: How was the movie?
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!
by Austin42 February 13, 2009
One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.
by wise_coinmaster January 01, 2018
A sexual act thought to have originated in Somalia or possibly Doncaster, South Yorkshire, it involves the male, when near ejaculation to remove the penis from the woman's clunge kicking her in her shin and blowing his load in the females eye. This act is frowned upon.
by The Bad'un September 25, 2009
Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.
by Evil Pipe March 01, 2013
A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35 year old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. August 18, 2007