How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

pint of numbers

Term used for a pint of kronenburg 1664

I’ll have a pint of numbers

by Midnight barber December 9, 2022

john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 11, 2023

few pints

Going out for a quiet night and end up absolutely twisted.

Ah lads we just going out for a few pints tonight. "Proceeds to go black out."

by Mr Pintman June 29, 2023

Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.

No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints

by Lynny79 August 14, 2023

Pint Size Jedi

A YouTuber that make videos about Minecraft and other stupid stuff

I watch pint size Jedi on YouTube

by DinoSord July 20, 2022

Pint

Noun - a synthetic meth-amphetamine, used to help anxiety and can help aid in people who suffer from narcplepsy. As well as aid in a better night's rest. May also promote motivation and staying focuses

If you are having trouble falling asleep through out the day, try taking this pint. It helped me.

by Nameless Savage September 29, 2021