Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

pinterest mom

a mom that literally diys and crafts every fucking thing

"Hey did your mom make this?"

"I mean yea she's a pinterest mom"

by easternunnsh November 23, 2016

Pineapple

PINEAPPLE
A common safeword used in heavy, kinky, sexual escapades. Should NOT be used if one of your sex toys if in fact, a pineapple
#Pineapple #Safeword #ToTheLanding

Mr Garrison, please remove that gerbil from my anus. No, no NOOO!!! Pineapple, PINEAPPLE!!!!!

by RanRan of 6030 April 4, 2020

Hot Pineapple

Old men at the beach who walk around covering there their genitalia with a what looks like the smallest form of a speedo while grossing everyone around them out.

Most of the time, Canadians.

Ew! Look over there, what a hot pineapple with the undies!

by Punlike May 9, 2010

Pinteresting

When a Pinterest pin piques ones interest. Also works with "pinterested" and "not pinterested.

Wow that's very pinteresting!

I am not very pinterested in this pin but I'm wicked pinterested in that DIY!

by Mbigger318 June 11, 2013

Pinterest Syndrome

When an individual feels depressed and inadequate as a result of wanting but not having the item(s) she or he sees on Pinterest or similar materialistic websites. Can occur in any gender, but about ten times more likely to be seen in females.

Although Jill's wedding was over a year away, she was already suffering from a case of Pinterest Syndrome after seeing all the things she wanted for her wedding but couldn't have

by User2015 January 10, 2015

pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.

Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.

by 3.1415 oh yes pi please daddy April 26, 2016