can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.

and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...

by ratm fiend June 6, 2005

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.

You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Pianoing

The act of playing the piano

Oh I’m just pianoing right now!

by Pseudomumu July 4, 2025

Piano

Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.

A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”

by Sir Mark Smith Jr Sr December 23, 2021

piano

A slang term (or street name) for "chorded keyboard", as the keys on this keyboard are pressed together (rather than one by one)

Instead of playing each note separately, he just hit the piano to lay down some sweet chords for the track.

by Emotional Cruiser October 9, 2025

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife"
fuck you kyle you fat fuck

I have an ancient piano skeleton!

by gengrills December 12, 2023