The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

Phantom Wank

When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.

I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.

by Cleggfu September 15, 2013

Phantom Caca

The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.

I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.

by pitufa May 10, 2014

Phantom Regiment

The finest drum corps to ever step onto a field. Class, elegance, passion, and power.

Did you see Phantom Regiment last week? Yeah man, that shit was Elite. 70 BMF. I want to try out. The other corps were okay I guess...but the Blue Devils sucked.

by SUTA! August 13, 2009

Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

by Jasta111 June 27, 2007

Phantom Swap

A maneuver which a male engaged in vaginal intercourse attempts to stealthily swap into anal intercourse with minimal resistence from the female.

So I was totally having sex with this chick and decided to bring out the phantom swap. It didn't go over well.

by Teh Beej July 9, 2006

Danny Phantom

One of Nick's best shows ever!! Has one of the largest followings in the channels history and is really one of the most relateable shows actually on telivision!

Danny Phantom Rocks everyone's socks!

by KTisME July 16, 2008