phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian

by Therealgal February 8, 2014

phadon

The greatest that has ever lived, aka the GOAT

Isaac bows down to Phadon, the Greatest of all Time.

by Isaac Sucks April 25, 2014

Phantom Caca

The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.

I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.

by pitufa May 10, 2014

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

Pandora Drift

While listening to Pandora® this is the period of time inevitably about every 6th song played that the style "drifts" away from style or band chosen.

I was blissing out during my massage to tranquil music when Pandora Drift struck with a beat-laden tune that really crushed my groove...

by TrapperBon-Bon April 15, 2016

Pandora the Explorer

This app is always asking you questions but when you answer it never seems like it's listening. And it always plays the same annoying repetitive songs.

My Pandora the Explorer app never plays my songs, it acts like it wants to hear me but then ignores me.

by mormdavid December 11, 2016

Phantom Gay

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.

Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.

by squid feet April 1, 2020