Perfucked

When something is so perfected that it's fucked

My meal is perfucked

by VENOMINAR August 24, 2021

Percus

When a poo is hanging out of your bottom

Bronwen: What's a word that rhymes with circus?
Hannah: Percus

by c76mb March 3, 2022

percussasyllabi fication.

Scat singing, but with words that have meaning.

I.e. Sammy Rae.

Sammy Rae music is so bussin. It’s almost percussasyllabi fication.

by No longer hairy ass April 22, 2023

Perjury in written form

A written document / pleading expressing lie to a family, friend, official, government agency, etc.

To commit an act of perjury in written form one must approach a police station and falsely file a report about another.

To make it a double act of perjury in written form one must commit the above, offense #1, then file a declaration to the Superior Court based on the falsely filed police report, twist up the lie and add some more lies but not enough that you think anyone will catch on. Matthew S. 02091884

by Almaden June 8, 2023

perfume ptsd

A perfume that you’ve used so much and are so tired of that you want to gag each time you smell it.

A thousand wishes gives me such perfume ptsd 🤮

by Braids Chedid that June 16, 2023

Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.

"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".

by Big Dilney March 27, 2015

stripper-perfume

Trying way too hard to be noticed, to the point of being obvious, obnoxious, and uninteresting.

-Did you see his new lambo?

-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.

-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!

Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )

by MrMeanwhile February 28, 2018