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Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018
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spawn peek

when you are a virgin with no hoes. you spawn peek.
i spawn peek cuz im a bitch with my virginity still intact.
by ceej01 October 6, 2023
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DO NOT PEEK MID!!!

by big kirbstomper April 30, 2023
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peek a poo

a pinkfong song that made me wanna die in very horrible ways, it talk about how animals shit and stuff
person 1: hey bro have u listened to peek a poo
person 2: nah that shit weird asf
by silverthehottest.net December 16, 2021
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Turkish peek

Turkish fps players join western europe servers to abuse something called peekers advantage. Turkish players often with a ping higher than 60 wide swing out of a corner and have ample time to shoot their enemy before they can even react. It's a form of cheating as they are deliberately abusing ping by choosing to join servers in London for example.
Fuck these cheating turkish peekers.
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Sneak Peeking

The act of checking out a girl without her noticing.
Bro there was this super hot chick I saw earlier, I was sneak peeking her.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
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copenhagen peek

Slightly opening your car door and looking towards the rear to make sure no bicycles are coming. This will avoid you opening a car door and having a bicyclist run into your door.
Before you open your car door in a city it is courteous to do the copenhagen peek.
by The Great Odin August 30, 2018
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