Wood pecker

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood

My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker

by dudeo11 July 23, 2018

pecker brain

Someone who has the brain of a pecker (a small bird);a punk kid who isn't smart.

Example A:Stop being a pecker brain and think before you do something stupid!

Example B: Your little brother is a pecker brain,he has the brain of a bird!

by maclean II August 19, 2007

Pecker Mache

The toilet paper/tissue stuck to the tip of your penis after wiping semen away. Seeming to appear as a paper mache project.

"I went to take a piss this morning and found a pecker mache in my underwear! "

by d-trainn March 5, 2009

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

ledge pecker

ledge pecker is slang for pigeons.

"Those nasty ledge peckers are turning everything under them white."

by Sleipnir April 8, 2006

teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

by Broan November 12, 2007

Pucker Pecker

When a man coats his penis in a sour powder. A girl then performs oral sex on him. The sour powder causes her to then "pucker" when she sucks on his "pecker". Also known as a tangy wangy.

Girl: Sweetie I'm getting tired of just giving you blowjobs all the times. Can we spice things up?

Guy: Yeah let's try a Pucker Pecker

by LOtheBand December 30, 2008