dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect
Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill
by October 05, 2023
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android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.
1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant
by Niikurasu May 21, 2020
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Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.
Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.
by EngineerDude October 02, 2020
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TASTY PEASANTS

TASTY PEASANTS for dinner.
by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 10, 2025
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peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
by billy mc 1969 August 07, 2019
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Your descendants peasants

A comeback so bad that it can erase any being from existence with a single use. It is primarily used by North Korea as their trump card (get it?).
Matt: your mom gay
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt: your ancestors incestors
Joe: 'your descendants peasants'

*Matt slowly starts dying due to external and internal damage and his soul is taken to the depths of the Underworld where Hades assigns a special punishment whereby his soul will be razed by the Three Furies for eternity.*
by Ladies Dildoman April 02, 2018
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Peasant master

Peasant master is a horse man, funny horse man
by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020
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