pause

used when sum1 says sum weird shi

bryan: “i’m coming bro chill”

jake “pause”

by oliverclothsof September 11, 2023

jar pause

Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".

"The cashier had her back turned when I took out my tip money, so I totally jar paused."

by caseyLA February 10, 2007

laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.

I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

Kailye pause

The pause that your best friend kailye does in between the words oh and my god

Oh (kailye pause) my god

by Kailye is my bestie July 30, 2023

i paused my game to be here

A nerd With the worst shirt alive

look at the guy with the i paused my game to be here shirt hes such a nerd

by anonymous January 12, 2024

pause frustration

The frustration one feels when watching a film at a movie theater, as one can't pause it.

Movies? Nah, I'll pass. I'll just get pause frustration.

by anonymous January 20, 2023

stupidity pause

That moment where you're still stopped at a green light to wait for any assholes who run the red light to clear the intersection and/or could potentially hit you

I had to take a stupidity pause today at a green light because I thought some dickhole was going to run the red light

by redhead0630 February 24, 2014