Jim Patty

A very sexy burger, with perfectly placed toppings.

You can go eat crap while my Jim patty goes in my gut.

by The Shrexy Beast January 2, 2015

Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked

by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

[chicken patty]

The act of lifting ones boob with your hand.

I totally jus gave him a chicken patty him

by HonkeyMcHonkHonk October 21, 2008

Patty Melt

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.

The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.

by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011

Jamaican patty

Flake pastry usually filled with spiced beef. Variations include vegetable, chicken, and pork. Known to be great stoner food aswell.

Me: i'd really like a Jamaican patty right now

by well shiet son July 18, 2013

Poopdeck Patty

The "Bottom" position for a Butt Pirate. The fem as opposed to butch.

The boy was nothing but a Poopdeck Patty to the rest of the guys at the leather bar. Arrrggg., there she blows!

by Big Taint Atl August 14, 2008

patty party

A rager that has at least one Patty in attendance, preferably two or more. At least one person must hit EPstatus, which consists of the following: not being able to stand/walk, peeing in bushes, collapsing to the ground, or randomly stripping.

I got slammed at the patty party last night.

Did you see that girl at the patty party? She was so EPstatus she was peeing in bushes.

by patdaddy December 31, 2011