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Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.
Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"
by Jonen MC June 5, 2018
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Pretzel Paradox

When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.
Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.
by Cadene20 April 26, 2019
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Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.
I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.
by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015
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war paradox

the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out
by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022
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Mortdecai Paradox

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.
John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.
by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023
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The Sukuna Paradox

When a 2D character is a minor but is possessed by a second creature over the age of 18 that sometimes fronts the body and is thus simped on by the adults in Fandom.
A morally grey area that upsets Puriteens.
"You can't sexualise Meliodas he literally looks like a child!"
"Ah ah, that's The Sukuna Paradox, he's not a kid."
by Touchgrassfortheloveofgod April 14, 2022
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Gandhi paradox

Gandhi paradox is a phenomenon referring to nuclear Gandhi from Sid Meier's Civilization. This paradox can be described as Gandhi who is so peaceful as he reaches a negative value of non-aggressivity and starts attacking everyone.
In other words, something is so good/bad that it reaches the point where it turns opposite.
My life is like Gandhi paradox. The older I get as a child, the happier I was. But when I reached the top I suddenly turned into depressed sh*t.
by DARG0N May 31, 2021
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