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Cocaine Pants

White cotton pants, typically are slightly tight. These are commonly worn by South American drug lords, in the movies. Owning a pair of cocaine pants, signifies the importance of the individual. They are leg coverings made from high-quality cotton/linen, most likely organic (but not fair trade), these guys don't run a charity.

The pants say "I don't mind killing people who are in my way, but I am still approachable".
Look at any movie about a drug lord like Scarface.

Some Guy:"Hey, nice cocaine pants, where'd you get them?"

Coke Lord: Pimp slaps Guy to the floor "Push drugs, make a mil, then come back to me"
by ilGaucho August 30, 2010
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Trap Pants

Some comfy ass pants that you chill in at the traphouse, usually filled with fat stacks of cash to show that the individual wearing the trap pants is a Trap Lord
"Ima turn up in these trap pants"
by -TrapLord October 15, 2016
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Cade Pants

Pants of the extremely tight variety. Seen as homosexual in many cases. The sizes are tight, extra tight, and crotch squeezers.
Are you wearing Cade Pants? I can see your balls.
by LikeMyDeck? September 10, 2010
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pants feelings

Scarlet Johannsen gives me some serious pants feelings.

We hadn't hung out in a while, but I kinda got some pants feelings when she gave me a hug.

Clearly an unhealthy relationship dynamic had taken hold, but it didn't affect my pants feelings, and I stuck around for a few more months.
by the wiles September 29, 2013
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The Sauron Pants

The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.

This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.
Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(
by The Pace September 21, 2008
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Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.
Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
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picante pants

A friendly, yet derogatory term for one of Hispanic descent. (origin South Park)
We don't want any fucking oranges, picante pants!
by captain_jackass101 April 7, 2010
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