Fudge Packer

one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.

Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory.

J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER

by Evan is Hella Tight April 19, 2008

Packet

Short version of packeties.

Normally a women addicted to meth and will fuck and suck anyone that will give her a pt or a washie. They're so desperate to get something that she would leave her kids in a hot parked car while she's insides some strange dudes home being fucked by 3 morts so she can get a red.

" Meth Face Maria is is fiending a red dude, imma bring her around..."

"Don't! She's a dirt old packet that will rinse you of your shards when you frank out. The only thing she'll leave behind is her uncapped used fit on your bed which you'll then roll onto, get jabbed and now you have hep c."

by JewSoul April 5, 2020

Packers Fan

A homosexual man that flaunts his gayness

Man look at that homo, He is such a packers fan

by DJ Nick Nack 23 December 24, 2010

fudge packer

A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".

Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.

by Me Is Who I Are May 9, 2020

packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008

Packers Suck

The Green Bay Packers professional football team is an abomination of human endeavor that has sucked, sucks presently, and will continue to suck for all eternity.

9-10-2006: Chicago Bears 26, Green Bay Packers 0. Packers suck.
12-25-2005: Chicago Bears 24, Green Bay Packers 17. Packers suck.
12-4-2005: Chicago Bears 19, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
12-7-1980: Chicago Bears 61, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
et cetera, et cetera...

by Brandon P October 6, 2006

flaming fudge packer

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.

by pollin July 13, 2003