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The oompaloompa

Jon: hey I pulled a oompaloompa yesterday

Joe: Nice, how tall was it? Was it Ashley?

Jon: 3 foot 6

Joe: sheeeeeeeesh

Jon: sheeeeeeeesh
It's when your smashing a short chick and u nut all across her face and her mom and sister run in and put ur nut all over there face. Then they all start running around you singing the oompaloompa theme song
by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021
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Dirty Oompa Loompa

The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.
We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.
by The Big Purple Helmet March 19, 2023
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Oomphgasm

That amazing feeling between your knees when listening to the German Industrial Band Oomph!
I had my ipod on shuffle and as soon as Oomph! started playing an Oomphgasm ensued.
by J_Wolfie October 19, 2009
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Oompa Blumpkin

A girl and or miget that dresses up as a Oompa-Loompa and gives you a blumpkin. Or a real Oompa-Loompa that gives you one.
Adam's Girlfriend for halloween dressed up as a Oompa-Loompa and gave him a Oompa Blumpkin.

Part of the Oompa Blumpkin song

What do you get when a Oompa guzzles down your cum
While something long and brown comes out of your bum
by Hollowzero April 11, 2008
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oompa loompa

fat ugly little alien things that live in willy wonka's chocolate factory.
oompa loompa doopidy doo
by psycho bitch February 24, 2004
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Under an oompa loompa

Another comeback that is added to the end of a sentence to diss someone stupidly. Just like, "In bed".
Joe: Dood...I saw the TRIPPIEST thing yesterday!
Matt: Under an oompa loompa!
by Kelsey Razor November 14, 2007
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Release the Oompa Loompas

1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.

2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!

2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?

Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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