Dial Up

a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging
man quit being a dial up and get a move on.
by bob joe william fred erson November 30, 2010
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Fuck Dial

When one unintentionally dials a phone call while fucking. It is similar to a butt dial. They can be especially amusing when the one dialing out leaves a voicemail of the exchange.
"Hey dude, I got a voicemail from you just after New Year's last night. Did you fuck dial me?"
by Mike2Matti January 02, 2012
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drunk dialing

a very bad, uncontrollabe urge to call someone (usually the opposite sex or your boss) on the phone after an evening.....or afternoon in some sad cases......of heavy alcohol intake. Will usually result in the loss of friends, job, your reputation, and self respect.
After the bachelorette party, while inebriated, Susan decided that drunk dialing could be the foolproof way get back together with the guy who dumped her months ago. To no one's surprise.......the plan backfired and everyone now points at her and laughs.....including the guy who dumped her months ago.
by Sbaker June 05, 2007
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dial up

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. *To vomit.
I feel ill. Im going to go dial up.
I got dial up all over my bathroom!
by eTX October 31, 2004
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Dick Dial

When a woman, gay man or any person who prefers sex with a person possessing a penis, call said person at a disrespectfully late hour seeking sex and sex alone.
I can't believe Jason has a girlfriend oh well I'm gonna dick dial Chris tonight
by BTCpresident89 April 14, 2011
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Dial Up

A person who hasn't caught up with the 21st century.
If your cell phone flips open, you're on dial up.

If your car is wood-paneled, you're on dial up.

You're on dial up if your t.v. has a tube in it.
by Comedian Danny Mahar January 28, 2012
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drunk dialing

A phone call not just while under the influence as many say but because you ARE under the influence. Alcohol makes people more talkitive and open, therefore calling people to talk is much more likely under the circumstances. The following call (usually from a male to a female) is entitled "drunk dialing"
Also happens on coke
Tom was drunk dialing me yesterday he said some stupid shit
Yea you should stop sucking his dick for 2 months
by nego October 07, 2006
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