Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

by Mars Redwyne September 23, 2008

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asshole shuffle

When a stupid person purposely procrastinates and wastes your time because they can't decide what to do.

"Look Dave, quit doing the asshole shuffle and decide what you want from McDonalds."

by CapnSpaulding May 05, 2012

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Shuffle Monkey

The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games

Take these and do your job shuffle monkey

by R.A.Y November 07, 2011

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shart shuffle

1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.

Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007

1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.

by Randolph Scott November 06, 2007

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