Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

by Blackty December 04, 2020

Couple goals

Dalen and Olivia are couple goals

Did you see that pic They are couple goals

by 420420420420420420420potatoes October 13, 2018

own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 04, 2004

scroat goal

when a tramp runs the ball into the box on fifa 09 and passes it across to an open goal
to get a certain goal

player runs into the box and passes across
to score
and the opponent yells scroat goal

by xPunjabi NINJAx February 08, 2009

Skeet Goal

In nhl 2007 when u press the back button insted of start and pull your goalie by acident and your opponite scores on you

That was a fucking skeet goal u basterd from Newfoundland Portugal Cove just out side of St johns to be exact

by Courtney Chutes November 03, 2006

Matt Lee Goal

On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.

(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)

player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!

by fifagod December 05, 2011

Kicking Goals

Taken from australian rules football, where kicking goals is an achievement and a thing to be congratulated about.

However, when used 'kicking goals' basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.

'Dude, i ripped 100 cones last night!' says friend.
'Wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!' says me.

'I failed maths, haha' says friend
'KICKING THEM!!' says me

by thegoalkicker July 25, 2010