Clau

Clau is a very nice person. Sometimes Claus are depressed and dont know how to handle with bad things but soon they get better.
Claus are great lovers and also they are crowned with a big dick.
If u know a Clau u can be very very happy.
Clau has not a lot of friends but he has the best friends on earth. Everyone wants to be Claus friend or something more😏
Claus are the best boyfriends on earth and they dont care about other girls.

Stacy: Hey look theres Clau!
Samantha: Oh my god yeah he is so hot isnt he?
Stacy: Yeah he is definitely!!
Lucy: Ehm guys?! He belongs to me okay?!
Stacy: Oooh Claus girlfriend whoopsy..

by anonymousteddy October 16, 2019

Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."

Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.

by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016

sara claus

sara killed santa and she is gangster as fuck she stole all the presents and has the elf’s as slaves.

did you hear about Bryce he pulled a real sara claus

by sara Claus November 12, 2020

Claus

To Claus is to steal or rob.

Nico Claused Ostin's Pencil Case

by Ostin Bregon June 14, 2022

Corrigan Claus

The toughest boy ever who will make you happier than anyone else can ever, funniest mf there is

“corrigan claus is a 10/10 and funny”

by ayo?99 December 27, 2021

Santa Claus

A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.

Santa Claus is a disgusting pedophile.

by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022

Santa Claus

An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.

Person 1: do you know santa claus?
Person 2: who doesn’t?

by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024