New Mission

The Inner Richmond District of San Francisco. Called 'New Mission' because it is becoming hipper and more popular than the traditionally cool kid part of San Francisco, the Mission District.
"I'll take New Mission pho over a Mission burrito any day of the fucking week! The New Mission totally fucking contolinis."
by barleyman October 20, 2008
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abort mission

during sex, when a man has to pull out of his girls' vagina abruptly, refering to the sperm not being able to "complete their mission"
"dude, i was handlin business, and about to creampie the bitch, but i remembered suzie had went off the pill and had to abort mission."
by ugodown October 13, 2011
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Strike Mission

when a group of hooligans get together pick a spot on the map and send it harder than anyone in the past. This may include toys not excluding atv's, jeeps, white water rafting, fireworks, copious amounts of light beer, whiskey, and hallucinagins
"Me and the boys are doing a strike mission to Yosemite this weekend, you in?"
by Trussellthelovemuscle August 17, 2017
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Mission accomplished

When you take a shit and when you wipe there is nothing there.
Hey Jessica I just took a mission accomplished and I feel great!
by rainbow_skunk_ass_nigga December 3, 2011
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Mission For Jesus

Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short
Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"
by me too 2 June 17, 2009
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mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.
"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."
by joel June 22, 2004
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Bust a mission

"Dang, gotta go to the dentist today..."
"Go bust a mission, stud."
by kisa. August 8, 2009
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