nuke poop

poop so strong that it flies out of your butthole like a nuclear explosion.

dude, i nuke pooped in my pants and they caught on fire

by ifihadaquarteridbuysomegum February 14, 2012

Nuke the thread

The process of destroying a Facebook message thread or a message board thread by posting wildly inappropriate images and videos, preferably of deformed and/or mutilated genitalia, to scare outsiders away.

Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore

Roommate #1: Hey, check it out. my boyfriend left his Facebook up!

Roommate #2: Lolz. Mess with it

#1: Yeah I'm going to post in his messages: "Hi guys Johnny left his fb up, it's his gf"

#2: What did they say
(pause)

#1: What does "nuke the thread" mean?
(pause)
#1: Oh GOD! They keep posting pictures of micro-penises!

#2: Close the page!

by gurrilla55 September 22, 2010

Nuke France

Term used for total Disgust with France's Anti-America stance. There term doesn't mean to litterily drop a bomb on France, but that no one would miss them if they were gone.

Hey dude! Check out my Nuke France shirt I bought online!

by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005

Nuke the fridge

Quite simply a reference to being absolutely famished. In other words, if there’s something in the fridge that’s yours, or you’re trying to save, you better get that shit now. Every damn thing in there is about to be microwaved and devoured.

3am...wasted...: “Yo, I’m about to nuke the fridge, girl.”
homeowner: “Shit, girl, let me get that leftover Zaxby’s out of the way first.”

by DaddyWolverine March 8, 2021

Nuke Cannon

A Chinese artillery weapon which operates by hurling a tactical nuclear weapon over a fair distance. Generally used as a shock and awe weapon, especially to clear out quaint oriental villages in order to make way for Westernisation.

Ahhh, behold, the Bringer of Light.

by Tsing Shi Tao May 1, 2004

anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.

Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!

by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017

tard nuke

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023