Nub

Someone or something who is particularly small, runt-like, annoying, or stupid.

Girl 1: Did you see what he just did?!
Girl 2: Yeah I know, he's such a nub.

by Lauruh March 29, 2010

nub nub candy

On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it

nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you go for the nub nub candy?

by Dodoextinct May 23, 2006

Nub

A loser

Artymiller is such a nub.

by pamicam December 5, 2014

Nub

Noun. The equivalent of calling someone an “egg.” Some you care about, but also they’re annoying (in a nice way).

Wow, Gus is such a nub.
Gus drank all of the honey from the bottle. That is cute yet alarming. How nubby.

by Mugcake April 6, 2020

Nub

The crux of a woman's dripping passage.

'Lady, that is one spectacular nub you have there'
'To nub-finity and beyond!'

'Nub Hard 3, nub hard with a vengeance'
'Nub wars- Revenge of the nub'

by GodoeJones October 28, 2013

Nub

A general idiot who seldom acts their age, often said to be cute due to their lack of intelligence and/or maturity. A childish person who can be found obsessing over dumb games and generally living in an oblivious state, but is so lovable that their flaws are easily overlooked

Person 1: "did you see that grown man playing super Mario bros for hours on end?"
Person 2: "yeah he was such a nub, he should get a life"

by Rubberduckie August 6, 2014

Nubbed On

It is to lose in a situation where you lost in a noobish fashion

He got dunked on by a midget with no problem and the midget stated you got nubbed on

by Jose A. January 4, 2008