Potato

The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.

Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function

you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato

by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019

Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

potatoe

A potatoe is a word used to describe someone from Ireland, not in complimentary terms!

Oi look at that fuckin potatoe pissing on your newly washed car.... he is so drunk the stoopid fukn potatoe. irish fuckwit idiot annoying cunt always drunk gibberish useless argumentitive repulsive cheap ass

by Lencko July 3, 2012

potato

an inanimate partner

i am banging my potato

by just for bethy April 17, 2003

potatoes

a term to describe being really high/stoned/lifted, because you are 'baked like a potato.'

Janelle had that cereal and now she is so potatoes.

by jellytime September 26, 2010

potatoed

a word used instead of "baked."

"dude yesterday i got so potatoed nigga"
"DUDEEEEEEE"

by Phillip the nigga March 9, 2009