Glazed Donuts

When you jizz on yo girls titties

I got glazed donuts last night

by Anne the man December 26, 2019

Taste the Glaze

When Big Daddy rails a random and she S's his D right after he just went to pumpytown.

Big Daddy: "Can I put it in the back door?"
College Chick: No, but I'll taste the glaze.

by Cat the Ripper March 11, 2010

glazed donuts

A word that disses the chicago gang gangser(G.D)

Me and my lords are going to kick some glazed donuts ass.

by LEE August 1, 2003

glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by mike February 1, 2004

microsoft glaze

A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.

I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

navel glazing

The result of vigorous male masturbation whilst lying on one's back. Related to nasal glazing.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Glazed Susan

When someone, normally female sucks on a males testicles.

Wil- oh man. Maria gave me a glazed Susan last night!

Jake- are they still wet?

Wil- oh yea!

by namraob February 21, 2011