Puffy teen nips

A severe disorder of the breast tissue suffered by maturing teens. Similar to nipple rock, where the glands grow at an exponential rate. You are advised to contact a medical professional immediately if you or anyone you love is suffering from puffy teen nips.

Person 1: "yo I'm gonna hop in the pool. Come in with me! *takes off shirt*"

Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"

by Any Lurk God June 30, 2017

Pizza cutting nips

Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!

"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*

"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"

by Jess Murray May 20, 2019

Chocolate Chip Nips

When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips

Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!

by Creampie_guy69 February 18, 2020

Ice cold hard nips

When your nipples freeze so hard they can break titanium into 16 thousand pieces.

"Man, it is so cold outside I could break glass with these ice cold hard nips!"

by Iliketoeatcatz October 16, 2022

nipsy

the slang term used for ones spicy rusty cyclopic brown winker!!!!

better watch oot if frolicking innocently in magaluf waters as come nighttime the nipsy gypsy strikes dishing oot rimjobs to unsuspecting drunken skinny dippers!!!!!!slurp slurp!!!!!

by paulo marrski October 23, 2006

the nips

n. (Can be disparaging) The Japanese.

The term's origin was in World War II, when it was often used by Americans in the context of decrying the perceived treachery, cunning, and craziness of the Japanese.

Joe: "Did you know that in Japan, you can buy a 14-year-old's used panties from a vending machine?"

Bob: "Those crazy nips."

by Carl Willis August 25, 2004

cheese nips

Japanese people from Wisconsin.

Look, over there, they must be cheese nips!

by JT88 May 17, 2006