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Nikola

Is the best man on earth and he has the largest dick in existence 15inc. He is a pussy destroyer, and if he fucks you in the ass ur ass will hurt for mounts
Nikola has a large dick
by Gorge wash November 23, 2021
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Nikola Ninic

A s*x machine with a gigantic di*k that will destroy anyone. His gigantic di*k and se*y looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal s*x will literally tear your ass apart.
If you want hard s*x or u need bodyguard just scream "NIKIII" and he will be there in next 69 seconds
boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikola Ninic was headin' out today.

Boy2: F*CK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S NIKOLA NINIC GIRL NOW...
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Nikola

When someone doesn't get something the way they want, they become a Nikola. Nikola hurts people whenever he/she doesn't get what he/she wants
My friend, Zac became a Nikola after missing a goal in soccer. He started hurting me!
by kayLUm rex June 5, 2023
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Nikola

A crazy furry, that growls at people if they get too close to her food.
victim 1- "ooh that food looks so good"
Nikola- *growls*
victim 2- "careful, Nikola bites"!
victim 1- "your lying"
Nikola- *bites the victims*
victim 2- "told ya"
victim 1- "AAAHHHHHHHHH"
by thehotmumnextdoor June 23, 2023
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Nikolas

Loves fortnite and long hair and anime. Super insecure about his fortniting abilities. Always the first one in a fortnite squad to die and screams "REVIVEEEE MEEEE" every time he dies. Nobody likes this guy. Cheetos dust covered fingers constantly staining his oily ripped sweater that smells like congealed cheese. The floorbroads creak everywhere he walks and his chair rattles under his fat ass. He super short and tiny and constantly complains about his dwarf built body. His favorite song is WIND ROSE - Diggy diggy hole. A nikolas is probably sponsored by nord vpn.
Person 1: "Man you're acting like a Nikolas"
Person 2: "waaah waaah wahhh i love fortnite"
by The harbinger of SUFFERING November 15, 2023
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Nikola

rezignuje 🤷🏻 ♀️
Nikola: “diki za dojebaný deň a za ďalšie moje stavy ja sa hádať už nejdem…..”

“ja rezignujem”
by jakaoqoksmsms December 31, 2023
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Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
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