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Nigel

/Nay-jel/ A ballsy person who has an eye for beauty and brains. The Nigels’ favorite season is the Miss Universe Season and their hidden talent is their killer walk or „pasarela“.

In some parts of the Philippines, it’s a name that‘s associated to the group called „Pianatics“ or „fans of Miss Universe 2015 Pia Wurtzbach“.
How‘s my SS & EG performance? Be honest, give it to me like a Nigel.

December 13, 2021 is the season of Nigel.
by MdmStella November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
mugGet the Nigelmug.
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Nigel

A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person. It was a name given to a greek champion named Hercules, the name was changed to Nigel because that's was a name Zeus considered since it meant champion.
Wow Nigel has a big shlong
by SmokedHummus November 21, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.

nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation
by mrs tosser October 5, 2025
mugGet the nigel wankingmug.

nigel goes

nigel is the best human ever. he has qualities that can inspire everyone. he puts the work in to achieve any task given. can be a bit of a cherry cha sometimes tho. all in all great person to have in a friend circle
big up that nigel goes for the inspiration
by youmammagay2 May 29, 2019
mugGet the nigel goesmug.

Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.
Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him
by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025
mugGet the Nigel Faragemug.

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