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Duff Neighbor

Duff meaning: Dreadful Ugly Fat Freak of a Neighbor.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.

The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.

They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
by Sass sha J May 29, 2010
mugGet the Duff Neighbormug.

Eskimo Neighbor

When you have sex with a sibling of someone your buddy has had sex with.
Dude! If I had sex with Heather, and you just piped her older sister last night, that means we're eskimo neighbors!
by Sha sha pony September 1, 2021
mugGet the Eskimo Neighbormug.

The Neighbor

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.
Love The Neighbor as Yourself
by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020
mugGet the The Neighbormug.

Neighbored

god jimbo, im neighbored
by Murmantskable February 24, 2022
mugGet the Neighboredmug.

Neighbor

The N-word for middle-aged white dads/boomers.
Hey, yo, wassup neighbor! Kids, was that HIP enough for you? It wasn't? Oh, well let me get the belt then!
by Moe Jama November 13, 2019
mugGet the Neighbormug.

Neighbor

Guy 1: You know the people next door?

Guy 2: Yeah, why?

Guy 1: I think they are such great ne-

Guy 2: Don't you fucking dare...

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just no...

Guy 3: HOWDY THERE YA BUNCH OF NEIGHBORS!

Guy 1: Yo whats up my Ni-
by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024
mugGet the Neighbormug.
something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.
Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."
by krusont March 7, 2022
mugGet the wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?mug.

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