Natasha

Natasha isn't a murderer, a child rapist, doesn't rape people with broomsticks, have sex with dead bodies, she works exceptionally hard, doesn't steal at her job, doesn't shit post on an online forum behind closed doors because they're a coward, doesn't do drugs, isn't a hooker, a pedophile, or an ATM for losers who have to pretend they are fucking their mother or daughter or brother. Natasha hopes you kill yourself soon. Natasha is fed up with fat losers who follow her around and think their opinions matter when in fact. NOBODY IS LISTENING TO YOU AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO SIT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND TALK ABOUT IT. She doesn't care that you got raped by your dad because you'll probably blow your brains out after you rape your son. NATASHA isn't a narcissist because she didn't fuck her dad for money her whole life, she didn't fuck a bunch of little kids to deal with her rage, and she isn't going to fuck you anymore. YOU'RE A LOSER AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE. HER DAD WASN'T AN ALCOHOLIC, HER MOM ISN'T A CHILD MOLESTER, AND HER ESTRANGED FATHER AFTER ADOPTION IS IN PRISON BECAUSE OF HER. KILL YOURSELF.
How Natasha thinks you can get fucked: by your dad since you fags love it so much.
by THEREALNATASHA July 03, 2023
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Natasha

Natasha is a girl who is really shy but can be outgoingly funny when you get to know her. She is kind and creative, but so shy many people do not see her ideas. However, she struggles with her studies and needs help from others. Sometimes can be frustrating as she doesn't answer questions.
Someone: Do you need help, Natasha?
Natasha: *doesn't say anything because she's too shy*
Someone: Okay I'll just help you then...
Someone: So in this question what is 5 + 5?
Natasha: *no reply*
Someone: It's 10, right?
Natasha: *still no reply*
Someone: ARRRGGHHH this is so frustrating!!
Natasha: *permanently muted*
by school_is_the_best September 16, 2021
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Natasha

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
mommy? sorry? mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
mysterious sexy loner girl”- natasha
by hopelesslvr October 06, 2021
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Natasha

A caring, nice, but very aggressive friend that might either punch or hug you. She's a very outgoing person and is just a friend to have.

-a friend of a natasha
person 1: hey, where did those bruises come from?
person 2: natasha.
by anella November 09, 2022
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A badass poser who can kick anyone's ass.
"Who's that?"
That's Natasha, she's such a poser."

AKA: Black Widow, Natalia Romanova, Natasha Romanoff, Natalia Rushman, Fanny Longbottom
by Hondacf100! October 29, 2021
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If you ever meet a Natasha, just know it's a sign. She loves to bake and is super trustworthy, she may seem uptight but in reality is very open and funny when you get to know her. She is loyal and has high standards in both friends and relationships. Natasha believes in dedication and hard work. Many people look up to her and admire her. We should all cherish all the Natasha's that we have in our lifetimes.
"Natasha is the greatest, I look up to her so much."
by alaoiakqzx November 29, 2024
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Natasha is an awful housemate who will get with all her best friends' boyfriends preferably in a car or bush. she thinks shes amazing and a great singer but is in fact not. You better not owe her money or she will hunt you down even just for 80c.
me: oh my god did you hear natasha singing ABCDEFU ?!!!!
Friend: yeah man it was fair off key
by uigtukyfuo April 30, 2024
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