by Skrekdaddywowza March 18, 2022
Get the Simp for Napoleonmug. The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.
Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...
by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024
Get the Napoleon complexmug. by weed69 May 14, 2015
Get the Napoleon Dynamitemug. Napoleon Bonaparte was one of the most successful generals of the French revolutionary armies. He was emperor of France from 1804-14, and in 1815. Napoleon Bonaparte (1768-1821) is regarded as one of history's greatest military leaders.
by OKitsnathan9579 September 23, 2023
Get the Napoleonmug. by Napoleonnomomom January 28, 2024
Get the Napoleonmug. A bedroom manoeuvre that is taken from defiling a perfectly innocent Neapolitan Tub. You place your first 2 fingers in the strawberry and your pinky in the chocolate. Can also be referred to in slang as “Two in the pink and one in the Stink!”
Oh, it may also be the name of a very funny movie, but it does not feature this described act. Vote 1 Pedro!
Oh, it may also be the name of a very funny movie, but it does not feature this described act. Vote 1 Pedro!
Last night was perfect. Took the wife out to dinner. Came home and treated her to the best dessert… Napoleon Dynamite *Boom!* she went of like a firecracker 🧨
by Fluffy Gruffnutz March 2, 2025
Get the Napoleon Dynamitemug. that one historical figure WE (me you EVERYONE) are ALL gooning to in the MASSIVE 2025🤤 but also somewhat dislike
someone: yo bro you like napoleon tell me about him
me: napoleon bonaparte mentioned.? Oh no.. It's growing.. it’s raising.. ITS RIPPING THROUGH MY PANTS!!! the substance spilling. yh but i kinda dislike him anyways yaps about napoleon
me: napoleon bonaparte mentioned.? Oh no.. It's growing.. it’s raising.. ITS RIPPING THROUGH MY PANTS!!! the substance spilling. yh but i kinda dislike him anyways yaps about napoleon
by napoleons #1 GOONER😹✌️ April 29, 2025
Get the napoleon bonapartemug.