Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
Get the having my assmug. When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
by mcflykitty August 8, 2018
Get the Shotgun my assmug. by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
Get the jizz on my assmug. L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass
B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass
J: Suck my ass
B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass
by 398281007 June 13, 2016
Get the Suck my assmug. When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.
Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!
by Adamadamadamlucas February 28, 2018
Get the my ass is atemug. When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over
by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017
Get the hurricaned my assmug. Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay
Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?
Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all
Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link
Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all
Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link
by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019
Get the Done my assmug.