Mirth Prolan

Coolest guy in the tristate area we know as the Northwest. Makes a mean Taco. Doesn't dance. Can't sing.

Was born in Kirkland

Mirth Prolan makes sandwhiches look disgusting.

by Darby Janssen December 8, 2004

Martha mayhem

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

by Glenda Jackson November 20, 2004

Filthy Martha Stuart

When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction.

"My girlfriend was trying to cook...then I started giving her a Filthy Martha Stuart.

by Andrea Sandoval April 14, 2003

Murch

Pretty much the coolest thing since Cabbage Patch Kids. Has an obsession with Spongebob & Mashed Potatoes. Is known to make you laugh and will also make you cry like you're cutting onions. Don't piss this bitch off or You're goin to Hell.

Also a thug, gangster, baller, or any other term you would like to relate to the word p.i.m.p.

You see that girl over there? She's such a Murch.

by Murch June 17, 2008

mirthquake

A violent shuddering of joy, an overwhelming tectonic transposing of ecstasy

Standing in line to recieve the Wii, I had a minor mirthquake.

by Hecuter November 14, 2006

Steamy Martha

First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.

A Steamy Martha is a good way to let your girl know that it's over.

by Strange Famous July 26, 2004

Martha

Martha: a beautiful, gorgeous girl with blonde hair. She can always make you smile even if you are sad.

If you’re a Martha you need a handsome boy called Cai

Martha is a gorgeous girl

by IffgamgghgfgCaigdjbedwards June 23, 2019