The hairstyle that is the arch-enemy of the beloved mullet. It is short in the back, long on the sides, and with massive bangs in the front.
by Bus_Nachos January 14, 2016
Get the anti-mullet mug.1: Hey, you finally mullet up and ask that girl to the dance?
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
by Drewstaster September 23, 2009
Get the Mullet Up mug.When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.
by Turler August 3, 2018
Get the turd mullet mug.A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
by Long Strong DeJong January 25, 2016
Get the Nut Mullet mug.by Emobubbles December 23, 2008
Get the Seasoning the mullet mug.Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!
Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???
Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!
Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???
Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!
by Rockolicious May 18, 2010
Get the MILF Mullet mug.Business on the top, party of the bottom. This allows you to appear professional on a business video call without having to wear pants or shoes.
Jim wore his clothing mullet to work because he could only be seen from the waist up - and he wanted to be comfortable.
by NEW1126 May 3, 2021
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