1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .
2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
by ThatGirlPeach November 08, 2017
When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.
by Turler August 03, 2018
by Emobubbles December 23, 2008
1: Hey, you finally mullet up and ask that girl to the dance?
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
by Drewstaster September 23, 2009
Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!
Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???
Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!
Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???
Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!
by Rockolicious May 17, 2010
A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
by Long Strong DeJong November 19, 2015
The hairstyle that is the arch-enemy of the beloved mullet. It is short in the back, long on the sides, and with massive bangs in the front.
by Bus_Nachos November 10, 2015