First you stack pineapple rings on your dick and fuck a girl in the ass. When you pull out she farts on the pineapple and then eats it.
by Nutsack Nibbler March 10, 2015
The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020
by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022
When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn February 01, 2024
Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.
It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.
by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025
The act of defecating into one's Air Duct or AC System, causing a foul shit-like smell within the entire facility.
My Boss fired me and I got back at his Bitch Ass by giving the office a "Grumpy Muffler", that'll teach them!!
by Ass-lickin-lova December 12, 2023
The act of creating a new open during anal sex that allows the free flow of gas during the festivities.
Lady: What would you like to do for our anniversary?
Fran: It is a special night, we could try muffler stuffing.
Fran: It is a special night, we could try muffler stuffing.
by Mufler1128 October 24, 2020