muddy warrior

After anal intercourse, the man wipes his poopy penis accross his partner's face creating the look of war paint.

Is that grease on your face or did someone give you a muddy warrior?

by The Brown Parrot July 28, 2015

Muddy dungeon

When there’s poop in a girls asshole while you’re giving anal.

I was hitting this girl in the asshole and she shit a little so I gave hut a muddy dungeon.

by LilT69 July 25, 2019

muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 02, 2020

muddy driveway

the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.

Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.

by oncoming wedgie October 30, 2014

Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.

I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.

by ChewCracker April 05, 2019

muddy splash

A beatnik expression from the 1950's. A muddy splash is a cup of coffee.

give me a muddy splash.

by Anthony Dagostino May 26, 2007

muddy canal

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!

dirty sanchez muddy canal

by PeterRoss January 26, 2014