muddy shark

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."

After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."

by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011

muddy werewolf

Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.

Jeff said damn sarah needs to wipe her ass butt i still gave her tore up that muddy werewolf.

by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020

muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 2, 2020

muddy virgin

A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin

Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?

Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin

by Yachtboy2016 January 19, 2020

Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.

I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.

by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017

muddy splash

A beatnik expression from the 1950's. A muddy splash is a cup of coffee.

give me a muddy splash.

by Anthony Dagostino June 14, 2007

muddy buddy

friends who have sex

bro 1- isn't that the girl you dated?
bro 2- nah bro we were just muddy buddies
bro 1- wow you tapped that?
bro 2- yeaaaah

muddy buddy- friend u have sex with

by aaaddddyyy June 4, 2021