A napkin
I'll grab the straws and some hot sauce. These tacos are gonna be messy, so can you grab a bunch of mouth paper?
by Trova2 August 31, 2017
Get the Mouth Papermug. by sheikhaladdin February 25, 2017
Get the Clean Mouthmug. From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.
Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."
Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.
Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."
Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.
by D9 GM September 2, 2010
Get the rocks with mouthsmug. The nasty taste you get in the morning when you first wake up. Usually utterly disgusting especially if you had been drinking the previous night. Culmination of the words "Gross Rot"
I shouldn't have done all those mushrooms last night, I have the most horrible mouth grot this morning.
by Intrepid Traveler December 14, 2010
Get the Mouth Grotmug. This is a more severe case of dry mouth. It feels like a pigeon has flown into your mouth and deposited a few feathers, giving you that extreme dry and coarse feeling.
Causes: Smoking too much weed
Causes: Smoking too much weed
by moreweed January 14, 2011
Get the pigeon mouthmug. Effectively what should be 'french kissing', only one partner declines to use any tongue. Leaving the other to find theirs inside an empty void.
by TheWrestle December 11, 2011
Get the cave mouthmug. A condition in which the afflicted can only speak the language of crazy, including ridiculous neuroses and a focus on bizarre, incomprehensible drama. The most pronounced and obvious symptom of craziness, esp. in females.
by M B I May 18, 2009
Get the crazy mouthmug.