Mouth Paper

A napkin

I'll grab the straws and some hot sauce. These tacos are gonna be messy, so can you grab a bunch of mouth paper?

by Trova2 August 31, 2017

Clean Mouth

Someone who refrains from swearing or cussing

Joe is a Clean Mouth. Be like Joe

by sheikhaladdin February 25, 2017

rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

Mouth Grot

The nasty taste you get in the morning when you first wake up. Usually utterly disgusting especially if you had been drinking the previous night. Culmination of the words "Gross Rot"

I shouldn't have done all those mushrooms last night, I have the most horrible mouth grot this morning.

by Intrepid Traveler December 14, 2010

pigeon mouth

This is a more severe case of dry mouth. It feels like a pigeon has flown into your mouth and deposited a few feathers, giving you that extreme dry and coarse feeling.

Causes: Smoking too much weed

That blunt I just penged gave me pigeon mouth!

by moreweed January 14, 2011

cave mouth

Effectively what should be 'french kissing', only one partner declines to use any tongue. Leaving the other to find theirs inside an empty void.

The girl was damn hot but when we kissed she totally gave me 'cave mouth'.

by TheWrestle December 11, 2011

crazy mouth

A condition in which the afflicted can only speak the language of crazy, including ridiculous neuroses and a focus on bizarre, incomprehensible drama. The most pronounced and obvious symptom of craziness, esp. in females.

Your boyfriend is making you crazy. You have sexually transmitted crazy mouth.

by M B I May 18, 2009