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Mosquito

The annoying bug that makes you f-ing itchy and lasts for 2 weeks of suffering
Hey there is a mosquito.
by Dremstet May 19, 2020
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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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mosquito veal

n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus
Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT
by koinu-chan January 14, 2009
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Mosquito

I'm about to eat a forbidden fruit gusher. (mosquito)
by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021
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Mosquito

Somebody thats u call when they're being annoying
Stop being such a mosquito
by Dick tsunami December 30, 2016
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Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw
Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!
by Ret-V April 29, 2021
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Mosquito Dating

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.
by The_politibro February 25, 2024
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