moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.

"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"

by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007

morality pimp

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.

She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.

by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018

aubrey morales

is my girlfriend and if you touch her i will find you and kill you bitch she's my boo

aubrey its me j a v a n a..

i love you

aubrey morales is bae, senpai, or even boo

by olive jam ray is here... April 18, 2020

mild morales

A whitewashed version of Miles Morales

Person 1: Look at this drawing of Miles Morales I did

Person 2: Nah bro that’s Mild Morales. Why is he white???

by Schwarfo June 15, 2023

moral hypochondria

Symptomatic of global guilt and a victim mentality on social issues usually voiced via social media or rallies.

The keyboard warriors are suffering a severe bout of moral hypochondria

by Powzy March 13, 2020

Alix Morales

An amazing woman who changed my life forever. I can finally say she's forgiving and loving. Absolutely beautiful in every level. Inside and out. If you lay eyes on her it'll be hard to look away. Capable of holding a knowledgeable conversation with the smartest. She'd be even more amazing once she realizes she can put some faith in me and not worry about being hurt, let down, or disrespected. One day Alix will stand next to her man and take on the world. I hope y'all one day meet someone like Alix. She'll change your life forever.

damn has it been 15 years since I've seen you Alix Morales? We picked up right were we left off.

by Micro_2009 August 27, 2016

jigsaw morality

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.

Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?

by Fearman January 15, 2008