Mop Squeezer

A sexist name for a woman.

"Ya old Mop squeezer"

by Andover, ny September 11, 2009

Mop The Ceiling

1.) A silly and ridiculous task

2.) A difficult and undesirable activity.

"I'd mop the ceiling for the right amount of money."

"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."

by CKJ411 February 4, 2012

mop mop

when you big scotty pimpin piping down a bitch

I just gave that bitch some mop mop.

by SimmyUh October 20, 2019

mop with the kids

when a family is so ghetto, that they can no longer afford mops, so they must "mop with the kids" instead of live with dirty floors.

dangnabbit, grab our son...the floor is filthy!

must we mop wit the kids, dear?

shut up

by zubawu January 20, 2005

mop-up man

A man that likes to pick up women on the rebound bec that's the best he can do. Typically invites women in bad relationships out to lunch or dinner and scores some cheap sex. This type of guy generally plays the role of caring friend and can never say no to a girl in need. Never fall for this kind of guy. His self esteem is dependent on how much he is mopping up.

You go a thru a massive painful divorce and mop-up man is there to save the day. Take what you need and move on sweetie :)

by Babeski October 17, 2006

mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.

Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?

by Thrice001 April 10, 2008

Mop joint

1. Someone who's only reason for breathing is to give mop people off aka give head
2. One who never smashes but just eats the pussy
3. One who gives neck

person 1: hope you didnt kiss stacy she's a mop joint
person 2: Na I didnt
person 2 then runs home and erases all pics of him and stacy kissing.

by gotzsole August 1, 2009