Monkey

n. Not a piano

adj. Lacking qualification in order to be considered chicken

n. "Not a piano".

adj. "When I breathe purple comes out".

by Glennifer May 8, 2005

The Monkey

When making babies with your special person, and doing it from behind, the male slowly shits into his right hand. He then pulls out and spits on the chicks back. She thinking he is done will turn around and at that moment he will let out a shriek like a monkey throwing the feces into his partners face, then using his left hand wil finish himself on the floor.

I can't believe Warren gave Andrea The Monkey last night.

by Pont April 10, 2010

Monkey

It is a term used at the casino when you are playing black jack. It is when you want them to lay down a face card. Made popular by the chinks and asians at the casino Foxwods.

The dealer has 16 showing he has to hit. you would yell Monkey!Monkey! cause you want to get him 10 or higher to bust.

by Matt Sousa / Matt Gilbert August 29, 2007

Monkey

The scrotum of a human or a monkey, often used as a derogatory term to describe the appearance of the scrotum of a male of African descent. Often used by racists to label Africans as sub-human or "ape-like"

A stink straight white woman caught a gay black man making out with her boyfriend. She then made him smell her bare feet and then kicked his monkey with her bare stinky feet.

by lova of sharyn lee December 28, 2005

The Monkey

The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.


The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.

OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Monkey

1. a man, a fellow(mildly contemptuous)

2. An energetic child.

"move it monkeys, move it"

by Light Joker July 30, 2004

monkeys

Monkeys, the apex predator. Earth's number one most majestic and intelligent lifeforms. They like bananas. One day the monkey community will overthrow the rest of the rainforest and soon will rule the world. We will be the monkey's slaves. our only purpose will be to supply them with bananas. Know your place, sincerely, the monkeys.

I want to have sex with a monkey. Monkeys are cool.

by monkeybacterialtissue August 9, 2020