lane monitor

A driver who sees it as their responsibility to drive the speed limit so others won't speed.

I was late because a pair of lane monitors in parallel had the whole freeway crawling.

by BanquoLives March 14, 2009

Gee Monikers!

You just say it.

Guy 1 "Hello there I am a guy"
Guy 2 "Gee Monikers!"

by QuickMaths1999 May 12, 2019

doin' a monika

When you're erasing your friends from existence so your crush likes you.

1: i think i know how to get that boy to like me
2: huh, how?
1: well, ill be doin' a monika in a bit

by poodis May 12, 2018

21" monitor

an output device found connected to a computer for viewing porn, jokes and words in the Urban Dictionary.

Did you see those fucking guys in West have 21" monitors? Hey Paul, I'll give you 21" man.

by towlie October 2, 2002

monika

verb;
to cheat, or be cheated on

"my gf just pulled a monika on me with that new kid."

by >:3[RAWR]imalion June 11, 2006

monkorn

Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of small blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes, especially herpes simplex or herpes zoster.

Dude, wheres your monkorn?

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Monika

your waifu probably

"Damn, Monika sure is best girl"

by Kittenspore October 2, 2018