by Pantsparty14 February 23, 2019
Get the Mojomug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Nico Santos Are Mojo-Jojo<.7.9.7.6.>mug. a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 4, 2020
Get the mojo failmug. The button one must push in order to enduce ones "mojo". The mojo button can help enduce feelings of intense sexual urges.
I was walkin to my room when my girlfriend pushed the mojo button. I am now horny i said to her. Please go in my room, because my mojo is not activated.
by The Mojo man January 23, 2009
Get the the mojo buttonmug. A Mojo Hand is a Dried Monkey’s Paw. It looks like a miniature Human Hand. You can hold it by its wrist and point it at the one you want to influence (good or bad).
Goin’ down to Loosiana, gonna buy me a Mojo Hand, I’m gonna fix my woman, she’s been runnin’ round with another man!
by anonymous April 5, 2024
Get the Mojo Handmug. Reaching the end of an apparently miraculous run of programming successes. When everything has been going right for a couple of weeks you know you're heading for a mojo crash.
Yeah, I've been coding for eighteen hours a day for the last three weeks and everything JUST WORKS! I know I'm headed for a serious mojo crash.
by Andy Armstrong September 16, 2005
Get the mojo crashmug. The craziest mothafuka out there. But alot calmer since the penitentiary days behind him. One of the funniest craziest people that has ever lived. Getting head by ur bitch at the Mc.Donalds drive while robbin the cashier.
by RightNowRN February 2, 2024
Get the Mojo Momug.