A frickin' loser who has no friends so he steals other people's facebook/myspace/twitter/blog friends. He'll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend's blog and then frickin' name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. For example, "Hello blog writer, I'm Jake's friend. You know Jake and I know Jake, so we'll be friends now because I'm too lame to get my own friends. Even online."
Dude, your friend Sam is such an e-mooch. He thinks just cuz I know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin' comment on my blog and friend me on Facebook and myspace and follow me on Twitter. Tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.
by PotLickers! February 27, 2009
Get the e-mooch mug.A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.
The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.
The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.
EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.
Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.
Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.
EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.
Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.
Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.
Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.
EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.
Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.
by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009
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is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!
by daveschappell October 30, 2010
Get the mooching without smooching mug.A person who eats all your food a gives you nothing in return. This perosn usually eats all your food because they are too damn lazy to get their own.
by Alex Betch <3 March 5, 2009
Get the Moocher mug.A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to achieving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.
Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a real Moocher ("Taker"), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tenant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society as he will most definitely take more money than he will ever contribute, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.
by ....what's fair to you? October 10, 2011
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n. Any one of a John Frohnmeyers, the aforementioned which "partakes" (mooches) all of your shit; a mooch.
by Hot Pastrami May 31, 2004
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