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moderate conservative hedonism

moderate conservative hedonism", "mch" for short, is a term used to broadly describe the weltanschauung -- sociopolitical & otherwise --of any well-bred gentleman, scholar, bonvivant, & gourmand before the death of old europe.

mch is characterized by a propensity for the general enjoyment of life. -- within a certain moderation, Μηδὲν ἄγαν, & with a keen eye for the tradition.

though the mch outlook has declined since the death of old europe, some men, like roberto calasso or gerard depardieu, remain true to the old ways.

expressions of mch in the heritage of europe are too numerous to count, though here is a list of some quintessentials:

wine, the delphic maxims, cheese, decadent plates of cold cuts, fruit, & marzipan, observance of the faith, rococo painting & second empire furniture, death in venice, sonnets to the fishermen of capri, a gallon of beer a day, hatred of taxes, an aloof & cosmopolitan view of things (in particular in matters culinary & poetic), the study of botany, ornithology, monteverdi's madrigals, chess, collections of old cookbooks, gambling (but not too much), an interest in pencils, coffeehouse brawling, orientalism, a fine assortment of various rare teas, liberatory book theft, quoting vauvenargues at the cute cashier in the store, hiking, opening a beauty salon in the ruins of the lotus-land, foie gras for breakfast.

Si bene qui cenat bene vivit, lucet, eamus
quo ducit gula, piscemur, venemur!
(Horace)
example a)
person 1: I watched an episode of gerard depardieu's europe last night. he talked about cheese for half an hour.
person 2: yes, he's a true moderate conservative hedonist.

example b)
person 1: how do you interpret horace's epistle to numicius?
person 2: i think wieland is right in his commentary when he says that the epistle is about finding the ways of moderate conservative hedonism.
by unsinn March 28, 2022
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Album Mode

Album mode. The human form of airplane mode. No calling, texting or hanging out with anyone during those hours. #1 Priority is to finish the album then you celebrate by living your best life when your done.
Ugh, I can never get to hang out with him he’s in album mode!

They never text back when they are in Album Mode.
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Modern Warfare

A game full of Camping and crouch walking Corner posted idiots!!!
I don’t play Modern Warfare because they camp too much!
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instagram model

An extreme selfie taker usually with a nice body, broke, with hopes of an athlete hitting them up in their DM's to meet up and bust one inside them to get pregnant.
NFL Player A: "Yo, check out this chick! She's fine af!"
*shows phone*
NFL Player B: "Bruh, that's an Instagram model. She'll sleep with you either for fame or accuse you of rape in a couple years when you get paid."
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Demon Mode

A tunnel-visioned, in the zone, aggressive state of mind.

Similar phrase: Beast Mode
"I threw weights around in the weight room today. I was in demon mode.
by demonmode December 6, 2011
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Unnecessary Sauce Mode

When a team builds a big lead (any sport, but especially in Ice Hockey) and adds unnecessary difficulty to them selves by forcing all passes to be made through the air. Name derived from "Saucer Pass".

The goal of Sauce Mode is to reduce the lopsided nature of the competition.

The other team usually sees it as a cruel form of Hot doggin
After we waxed them 8-0 in the first period, we went into unnecessary sauce mode, and only scored 3 goals the rest of the game.
by Puckup14 October 5, 2011
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Asian mode

The highest possible level of human efficiency. Allows the person to focus all of their senses solely on their work to point of becoming impossible to distract and/or communicate with. Makes it possible to work for an incredible number of hours without the need of nourishment, sleep, or relieving oneself.

Never before observed in non-Asian races.
Mike: "I'm starting to worry about her. The physics final is tomorrow, and she hasn't gotten out of that chair in two days. I tried to bring her some food, but she just started studying harder."

Neal: "Dude, Asian mode."
by KeyserSoze6 August 8, 2010
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