Lyrical miracle

A very lyrical rapper

Person A: "My cousin is an underground rapper."
Person B: "What does he do, SoundCloud?"
Person A: "Nah he's more lyrical."
Person B: *Can't hear person A* "He's a lyrical miracle?"
Person A: "I guess you can say that..."

by Yungswayze October 31, 2019

Christmas Miracle

When a christian child realizes Santa is anagram for Satan, and decides to become an atheist.

Cousin: I accidently told Frank Santa is an anagram for Satan...
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."

by T.j.Games November 22, 2019

A Christmas Story Miracle

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

by ModestAnus July 3, 2015

Minor miracle

Used by an over aged, oversized female in an attempt to sound more special and attractive.

like Mutton dressed as lamb

look at that minor miracle, shes fat ugly and thirty!

by adam west December 21, 2004

Lyrical miracle

When you connect with a song on such a deep level, you believe it can see into your soul. It reaches you in a way only miracles can.

"This song is a lyrical miracle."

by Dragonsnowball October 16, 2021

HOST AA Miracle

The sad sad result of an alcoholic who failed at the police academy. HOST AA Miracle can't be out in the field stopping terrorists from blowing up buildings, so instead they sit in AOL chatrooms and gag 10 year olds who swear online.

YOLT: FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS

OnlineHost: YOLT has left the room.

HOST AA Miracle: =qpermagag YOLT

by YOLT August 13, 2003

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012