The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.
by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019
Get the Brian Miguel Fernandez Castromug. by =_Invictus_= May 6, 2020
Get the Mi pana miguelmug. The absolute most bad ass motherfucker to ever live. Less than a god, more than a man. The biggest cock known in the universe and the best rapper too. He is of dominican and puerto rican descent and is rumored to have a colombian bitch. And he can buy your life if he wants to cuz hes so rich. There is much more to this man, but that will be on his Wikipedia page.
by migghyp July 18, 2022
Get the miguel el Tigre plasenciamug. São Miguel Island (Portuguese pronunciation: sɐ̃w miˈɣɛɫ; named for the Archangel Michael or, literally, Portuguese for Saint Michael), is also referred to locally as "The Green Island", is the largest and most populous island in the Portuguese archipelago of the Azores. The island covers 760 km2 (290 sq mi) and has around 140,000 inhabitants, with 45,000 of these people resident in the largest city in the archipelago: Ponta Delgada.
Sao Miguel Island (Saint Michael Island) is a beautiful island filled with fresh foods and massive valleys that lead into lagoons and mountains!
by UrbanDixie1021 September 26, 2015
Get the Sao Miguel Island (Saint Michael Island)mug. He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
Get the José Miguel Gomes Borgesmug. 
You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
Get the Sloppy Miguelmug.